Sleepin' Pups

No Dogs Allowed

There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher
and a guy with a Chihuahua.

The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy
with a Chihuahua, "let's go over to that
restaurant and get something to eat."

The guy with the Chihuahua says,
"We can't go in there.
We've got dogs with us."

The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says,
"Just follow my lead."

They walk over to the restaurant,
the guy with the Doberman Pinscher
puts on a pair of dark glasses,
and he starts to walk in.

The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says,
"You don't understand.
This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says,
"A Doberman Pinscher?"

He says, "Yes, they're using them now,
they're very good."

The guy at the door says, "Come on in."

The guy with the Chihuahua figures,
"What the heck,"
so he puts on a pair of dark glasses
and starts to walk in.
The guy at the door says,
"Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Chihuahua says,
"You do not understand.
This is my seeing-eye dog.."

"A Chihuahua?"

"You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

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