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Home Security Southern Style


1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copies of Guns & Ammo.

magazine and some back-issues of NRA magazine.Home Security Redneck

3. Put several giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines
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(Include a deer thighbone).

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Duke,
Big Jim, Slammer, Slim, and I went for more hollow-point ammo.

Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- Home Security Guard Dogthey attacked the mailman

this morning and they messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part

in it. Thank God! It was hard to tell, though, from all the blood. Took Bobbi-Jo

hours to clean up the sidewalk. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em dogs up in the

house. Better wait outside. They're kinda spooked.
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We be right back, Bubba.

That is how home security southern style is done.





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