Short Dog Jokes

An Easterner who walked into a Western saloon was amazed to see a dog sitting at a table playing poker with three men.
"Can that dog really read cards?" he asked.
"Yeah, but he ain' t much of a player," said one of the men.
"Whenever he gets a good hand he wags his tail."

Question: What's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?
Answer: A Rottweiler

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