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Why Dogs Are Better Than Women

*  ...  Dogs love it when your friends visit.

* ...  Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

*  ...  Dogs enjoy the way you sing.

*  ...  A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

*  ...  Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.

*  ...  The later you are - the more excited the dog is to see you.

*  ...  Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

*  ...  Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

*  ...  Dogs appreciate excessive body hair.

*  ...  If a dog is beautiful - all the other dogs don't hate her.

Oh Yes, there is more Why Dogs are Better Than Women.

*  ...  Dogs don't shop.

*  ...  Dogs love it when you leave stuff all other the floor.

*  ...  A dog's disposition doesn't change every 28 days.

*  ...  Dogs never need to re-examine your relationship.

*  ...  A Dog's parents never come for the weekend.

*  ...  Dogs love long car trips.

*  ...  Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

*  ...  Dogs don't hate their bodies.

*  ...  No dog ever bought a Kenny-G or Yanni album.

*  ...  Dogs never nag.

*  ...  Dogs don't expect gifts for every occasion.

*  ...  Dogs don't worry about germs.

*  ...  Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, coat pocket, glove compartment, or the back of your underwear drawer.

*  ...  Dogs don't let talk shows, horoscopes, and tabloids guide their lives.

*  ...  Dogs prefer hamburger over lobster.

*  ...  You never have to wait for a dog to decide what to wear - they are always ready to go on a moments notice.

*  ...  Dogs have no use for flowers, candy, cards, or jewelry.

*  ...  Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

Why dogs are better than women, some women may not know why we even mention these next ones.

*  ...  Dogs don't lend your best tools to the neighbors.

*  ...  Dogs don't put dents in your fenders.

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