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* ... Dogs love it when your friends visit.
* ... Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
* ... Dogs enjoy the way you sing.
* ... A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
* ... Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
* ... The later you are - the more excited the dog is to see you.
* ... Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
* ... Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
* ... Dogs appreciate excessive body hair.
* ... If a dog is beautiful - all the other dogs don't hate her.
Oh Yes, there is more Why Dogs are Better Than Women.
* ... Dogs don't shop.
* ... Dogs love it when you leave stuff all other the floor.
* ... A dog's disposition doesn't change every 28 days.
* ... Dogs never need to re-examine your relationship.
* ... A Dog's parents never come for the weekend.
* ... Dogs love long car trips.
* ... Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
* ... Dogs don't hate their bodies.
* ... No dog ever bought a Kenny-G or Yanni album.
* ... Dogs never nag.
* ... Dogs don't expect gifts for every occasion.
* ... Dogs don't worry about germs.
* ... Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, coat pocket, glove compartment, or the back of your underwear drawer.
* ... Dogs don't let talk shows, horoscopes, and tabloids guide their lives.
* ... Dogs prefer hamburger over lobster.
* ... You never have to wait for a dog to decide what to wear - they are always ready to go on a moments notice.
* ... Dogs have no use for flowers, candy, cards, or jewelry.
* ... Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Why dogs are better than women, some women may not know why we even mention these next ones.
* ... Dogs don't lend your best tools to the neighbors.
* ... Dogs don't put dents in your fenders.
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