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Why Dogs Are
Better Than Men

*  ...   Dogs don't have trouble expressing affection in public.

*  ...   Dogs miss you when you're gone.

*  ...  You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

*  ..  Dogs don't brag about whom they've slept with.

*  ...  Dogs don't criticize your friends.

*  ...  Dogs admit it when they're jealous.

*  ...  Dogs don't play games with you - except fetch - and they never laugh at the way you throw the ball.

*  ...  Dogs are happy with any video that you rent. They always remember that the most important thing is that you are together.

*  ...  Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

*  ...  You can take a dog to a groomer.

*  ...  Dogs are already in touch with their inner feelings.

*  ...  You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

*  ...  Gorgeous dogs don't know they are gorgeous.

*  ...  Dogs understand what"No" means.

*  ...  Dogs don't need therapy.

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*  ...  Dogs understand if some of their friends can't come inside.

*  ...  Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

*  ...  You can house train a dog.

*  ...  You can force a dog to take a bath.

*  ...  Dogs don't correct your stories.

*  ...  Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

*  ...  Dogs admit it when they are lost.

*  ...  Dogs don't criticize your driving.

*  ...  Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

*  ...  Dogs are nice to your relatives.

*  ...  Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

*  ...  Dogs can entertain themselves for longer than two minutes.

*  ...  Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

*  ...  Dogs don't care whether you shave your legs.

*  ...  Dogs don't complain if the sink is full of dirty dishes.

*  ...  YOU CAN TRAIN A DOG!





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